你好。 Hello.
等待伯强格斯 WAITING FOR BOJANGLES
你呢?你是做什么的? What about you? What's your line?
是的。 Yes.
你。 You.
我对我丈夫说，你还很年轻 I said to my husband, you're very young
参加“成功故事周末” to attend a Success Story Weekend.
下一代被严重低估了。 The next generation is woefully underestimated.
是吗，爱德蒙? Isn't it, Edmond?
我是制造鱼叉的。 I manufacture harpoons.
真的吗? Really?
用来杀苍蝇的鱼叉。 Harpoons to kill flies.
非常精致，保证永不失手。 Very sophisticated, guaranteed never to miss.
在我的国家，苍蝇… In my country, flies...
是一个真正的问题。 are a real problem.
我觉得我听到了口音。你来自… I thought I detected an accent. You're from...
罗马尼亚。 Romania.
这解释了悲伤的气氛。 That explains the sad air.
斯拉夫灵魂。 The Slav soul.
忧郁是家族遗传。 Melancholy runs in the family.
它来自我的祖先，帕尔伯爵。 It comes from my ancestor, the Count of Pal.
德古拉，如果你喜欢的话。 Dracula, if you prefer.
我父亲曾把底特律握在手心。 My father held Detroit in the palm of his hand.
他是一个非常富有的…… He was a very rich manufacturer of...
你拿起了火把? And you took up the torch?
他一定很骄傲。 He must be so proud.
<我>¡谢谢! ¡Gracias!
我妻子去世后，我开始做高级定制时装。 I started out in haute couture after my wife passed.
卡门跳探戈 Carmen danced the tango
在这个世界之外。 out of this world.
我们一起赢得了全国性的比赛。 Together, we won competitions nationwide.
亲爱的先生: My dear sir,
弗朗辛也许没脑子，但别占我便宜。 Francine may be no brainbox but don't take advantage.
事实比小说更离奇。德古拉真的存在。 Truth is stranger than fiction. Dracula really existed.
我就知道。 I knew it.
当我还是个孩子的时候，我被吓得哑口无言 As a boy, I was struck dumb
工厂的噪音。 by the factory noise.
我是…… I was...
现在你会两种语言了! And now you're bilingual!
你说的第一个词是什么? What was your first word?
轮胎! Tire!
太棒了! Wonderful!
你是最容易上当受骗的。 You're the most gullible of all.
-真的，弗朗辛…-你就是! - Really, Francine... - You are!
你们面前有 You have before you
德古拉的直系后裔 a direct descendant of Dracula.
你们有大号的吗? Do you do large sizes?
Marie-Francoise ! Marie-Françoise!
弗朗辛! Francine!
我建议你打领结。 I recommend a bowtie.
很漂亮，领结。 Very pretty, a bowtie.
该走了，我的朋友。 Time to leave, my friend.
你是对的。 You're right.
代我向殡仪馆的人问好! Give my regards to the undertakers!
想都别想。 Don't even think about it.
她会开车送你的。 She'll drive you doolally.
我不应该邀请她。 I had the bad idea to invite her.
她就好像我不存在一样。 And she acts as if I don't exist.
在她旁边，没有人存在! Next to her, nobody exists!
一个名字吗? A name?
让-保罗，如果你喜欢的话。 Jean-Paul, if you like.
安托瓦内特。你看起来像安托万内特。 Antoinette. You look like an Antoinette.
安托万内特是穿得最好的，没错。 Antoinettes are the best dressed, true.
他们倾向于用神圣的舞蹈来忘记他们的痛苦。 And they tend to dance divinely to forget their woes.
从生到死只有一个名字，真是累人! A single name from cradle to grave, what a drag!
随你怎么叫我。 Name me as you wish.
我有一幅英俊的普鲁士轻骑兵的画 I have a painting of a handsome Prussian hussar
你的发型和他的一样。 and your hairstyle is the same as his.
在这个广阔的世界上，没有人会把头发梳成那样。 In the whole wide world, nobody wears their hair like that.
普鲁士不在了，你去哪儿找理发师? Where do you find a barber now Prussia is gone?
我的头发不长了。 My hair doesn't grow.
从来没有。 Never did.
几个世纪前我就是这样出生的。 I was born like this a few centuries ago.
我是认真的。 I'm quite serious.
你是我小时候爱上的骠骑兵。 You are the hussar I fell in love with as a child.
既然你提到了，我想起了我在骑兵队的一次战役。 Now you mention it, I recall one campaign when I was in the cavalry.
在一场重大战役后，我请人画了我的肖像。 I had my portrait painted after a monumental battle.
你在嘲笑我，先生! You mock, sir!
我的普鲁士人看穿了我 My Prussian looks through me
即使我连续几个小时在他面前裸舞。 even as I dance naked before him for hours on end.
你的节奏感可以提高 Your sense of rhythm is capable of raising
一整支军队。 an entire army.
是天赋吗? It's innate talent?
你不会相信我的。 You'll never believe me.
我试一试。 Try me.
你能想象吗， Can you imagine,
我父亲正是约瑟芬·贝克的私生子 my father was none other than Josephine Baker's lovechild.
<我>活见鬼! Sapristi!
我很了解约瑟芬。 I knew Josephine well.
别告诉我奶奶和你… Don't tell me grandma and you...
当然! Sure!
上次战争期间，我们经常住在巴黎的同一家旅馆。 We frequented the same Paris hotel during the last war.
空袭时她逃到我的房间。 She fled to my room during an air raid.
那个美丽的夏夜， That beautiful summer night,
恐怖, the terror,
热…… the heat...
我们无法抗拒。 We could not resist.
甜蜜的耶稣!你是爷爷吗? Sweet Jesus! Might you be Granddaddy?
我觉得我们是一个模子里刻出来的。 I sensed we were cut from the same cloth.
在那里! There!
-他来了。-就是他! - There he is. - That's him!
这位丧子之痛的探戈舞者的步伐确实很快。 The bereaved tango dancer is certainly fleet of foot.
毕竟你是西班牙人。 It turns out you're Spanish, after all.
堂吉诃德的孙子? Don Quixote's grandson?
我就没那么幸运了。 I was not so lucky.
我母亲确实是西班牙人，嫁给了一位匈牙利王子。 My mother was indeed Spanish, married to a Hungarian prince.
他们在我出生前不久搬到了美国。 They moved to America shortly before I was born.
这很有道理。 It makes perfect sense.
你的口音是法语。世界公民，我的眼睛! Your accent is French. Citizen of the world, my eye!
故我旅行。 I travel therefore I am.
你是个骗子! You are a crook!
你是怎么进来的? How did you get in?
穿过漂亮的庭院。不是你? Via the pretty patio. Not you?
他疯了!叫安全! The man's demented! Call security!
来吧，卡米尔。聚会结束了。 Come on, Camille. Party's over.
错了,查尔斯。今天我叫安托万内特。 Wrong, Charles. Today my name is Antoinette.
你认识这位先生吗? Do you know this gentleman?
没有，没见过他。 No, never seen him.
如果他被邀请了我会很惊讶的。 I'd be amazed if he was invited.
我们别吵了! Let's not fight!
停止这个问题。 Stop this.
拜托! Please!
那个男人就是所有的男人! That man is every man!
他是我爷爷。 He's my grandfather.
约瑟芬·贝克的情人。 The lover of Josephine Baker.
也是德古拉的后裔! As well as the descendant of Dracula!
除此之外还有很多。 And many more besides.
这不是很好吗? Is that not wonderful?
我相信你，我的骠骑兵! I believe you, my hussar!
我相信你。 I believe you.
我们将成为夫妻。 We shall be husband and wife.
你是这场悲伤派对上最好的合同。 You are the best contract at the whole sad shindig.
说实话， Truth be told,
你签的是最骗人的。 you signed the most fraudulent.
我只是个汽车销售员 I'm a mere car salesman,
靠我父亲生活。 living off my father.
他在上流社会活动 He moves in high society
逼着我来促进我的生意。 and forced me to come to boost my business.
你看到了我的雄心壮志! You saw the scope of my ambition!
不要害怕，亲爱的人， Have no fear, dear man,
我会降低服务费的。 I'll lower my cover charge.
特惠至午夜。站起来! Special offer till midnight. Step right up!
安托万内特你会死的 Antoinette, you'll catch your death.
只要它不抓住我就行! As long as it doesn't catch me!
开快点，把我擦干。 Drive faster to dry me off.
快! Faster!
否则我们的谎言会抓住我们! Or our lies will catch us!
更多! More!
快! Faster!
趁我们还没忘记，现在就结婚吧! Let us marry now before we forget!
是的，安托万内特! Yes, sir, Antoinette!
我在万能的上帝面前发誓 I swear before Almighty God,
圣灵和圣母玛利亚， the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary,
去爱和珍惜 to love and cherish
你会成为所有的女人。 all the women you'll be.
全部吗? All of them?
绝对吗? Absolutely all?
所有的。 All of them.
绝对。 Absolutely all.
我发誓要陪伴他们 I swear to accompany them
一生一世。 all life long.
日日夜夜。 Day and night.
无论他们去哪里。 Everywhere they go.
到处都是吗? Everywhere?
绝对无处不在吗? Absolutely everywhere?
无处不在。 Everywhere.
绝对 Absolutely
无处不在。 everywhere.
女士们…… Ladies...
安托瓦内特! Antoinette!
是吗? Yes?
五分钟!我来了! Five minutes! I'm coming!
客房服务… Room service for...
尊敬的参议员，不是吗? The honorable senator, no less?
好吧?你不是在想精英的事吗? Okay? Your head's not spinning up among the elite?
你想要什么? What do you want?
不要一开始就发牢骚。 Don't be a grouch first thing.
我一直知道我们会合得来的。 I always knew we'd get along.
甚至有两个人都有让我高兴的工作。 Even two had a job cheering me up.
更蠢的是，我以为我和卡米尔有机会。 More fool me, thinking I had a chance with Camille.
你猜怎么着，她消失了。 Guess what, she vanished.
你不知道在哪? You wouldn't know where?
她帮了你一个忙。 She did you a favor.
她在悬崖边上跳舞。 She dances on the edge of a precipice.
-她不想让你摔倒。-亲爱的伙计… - She didn't want you to fall. - Dear man...
我已经做了。 I already did.
爱不是命令。 Love is not to order.
卡米尔害怕爱情。 Camille's scared of love.
我必须让她放心。 I must reassure her.
一项艰巨的任务。 A mighty task.
她在赤贫中长大。 She grew up in abject poverty.
饥饿不仅使胃萎缩，而且使心脏萎缩。 Hunger shrinks not only the stomach, but also the heart.
她父亲在战争期间行为不端。 Her father misbehaved rather during the war.
解放运动毁了他。 The Liberation ruined him.
她发现他吊在阁楼上。 She found him hanging in their attic.
可怜的天使。 Poor angel.
不久她就离开了家。 She left home shortly after.
她多年来一直生活在肮脏的环境中。 She got by for years in sordid circumstances.
我试着帮她。 I tried to help her.
但为了什么都不需要， But in order to need nothing,
她什么都不需要。 she had no use for anything.
你逃不掉同样的命运。 You won't escape the same fate.
我最不想做的就是逃跑。 The last thing I want is to escape.
帮我找到安托万内特。 Help me find Antoinette.
让·保罗，卡米尔，伯纳黛特，我都不在乎! Jean-Paul, Camille, Bernadette, for all I care!
我非常想念他们。 I miss them all terribly.
我该怎么办? What can I do?
我知道前面的路有雾。 I know the road ahead is foggy.
是的，我可以找到一个正常的妻子， Yes, I could find a normal wife,
过着平凡的生活，晚餐前喝杯鸡尾酒， live an ordinary life, cocktails before dinner,
早睡…… early to bed...
但重点是什么， But what's the point,
如果我错过了这个奇迹 if I miss out on this wonder?
她在这个世界上是孤独的 She alone in the world
能让你觉得自己是独一无二的。 is able to make you feel like you're unique.
绝对独一无二。 Absolutely unique.
在她身边，很简单， Being at her side, quite simply,
是值得去死的。 is to die for.
这是今天第三次了。 That's the third time today.
你怎么了?你想让我们破产? What's come over you? You want to bankrupt us?
花是免费的，等着被采摘! Flowers are free, waiting to be picked!
如果我把你的工资给顾客呢? What if I gave your wages to customers?
花就是生命! Flowers are life!
什么时候开始生命可以出售了? Since when is life for sale?
无论如何都要还给我。 Pay me back, no matter how.
我完成了!我不干了! I'm done! I quit!
安托瓦内特! Antoinette!
等等! Wait!
卡米尔! Camille!
你那辆旧车的钥匙在修理厂。你得到他们。 Your clunker's keys are in the shop. You get them.
我的就是你的。男人和妻子一样分享。 What is mine is yours. Man and wife share and share alike.
为什么这么着急? Why the hurry?
我以前从未有过这种感觉。 I never felt this before.
事情就是这样开始的。 That's how it starts.
那对我来说就是个废铁堆。 Then it's the scrap heap for me.
你看，我有缺点。 I have foibles, you see.
我受不了循规蹈矩。 I cannot stand routine.
我很容易感到无聊，喜怒无常，总是迟到。 I'm easily bored, temperamental, always late.
病态嫉妒。 Pathologically jealous.
等等，灾难是我的中间名。 Wait, disaster is my middle name.
我是一个追求女人的人，一个挥金如土的人一个撒谎成性的人。 I'm a skirt-chaser, a spendthrift a compulsive liar.
我是邪恶的化身。 I am bad faith made flesh.
太棒了，你是个无赖! Bravo, you're a scoundrel!
即便如此，我还是失败案例的女王。 Even so, I'm the queen of lost causes.
我不是快乐就是悲伤，从不平静。 I'm either happy or sad, never serene.
所以你肯定比大多数人都悲伤。 So you must be sadder than most people, sure.
但也快乐得多。 But far happier, also.
拥有世界上最舒缓的声音是不公平的。 Having the world's most soothing voice is not fair.
你知道吗? You know what?
在遇到你之前，我从未恋爱过。 I had never fallen in love before I met you.
别剥夺我这样的快乐。 Don't deprive me of such a delight.
你是我一生的挚爱! You're the love of my life!
没人会和一生挚爱结婚。 Nobody marries the love of their life.
放心吧，你的爱人还没出生呢。 Rest assured, the love of yours is not yet born.
我们一起把他造出来。 We'll make him together.
一个叫加里的男孩。 A boy named Gary.
我是加里·库珀的超级粉丝。 I'm a big fan of Gary Cooper.
这是可怕的。 It's scary.
你在西班牙建的城堡比我还多。 You build more castles in Spain than me.
西班牙的美丽。 Spain's beautiful.
一个非常适合居住的地方! A fabulous place to live!
我们将拥有最好的城堡，安托万内特。 We'll have the finest castle, Antoinette.
丽塔!我现在觉得自己像丽塔。 Rita! I feel like a Rita now.
-很高兴认识你，丽塔。-这是相互的。 - Pleased to meet you, Rita. - It's mutual.
巴黎9个月后 Paris 9 months later
做点什么! Do something!
叫骑兵来! Send for the cavalry!
的帮助! Help!
乔治! Georges!
-先生，出去!-我别无选择。 - Sir, outside! - I have no choice.
这是非常不合适的。 It's most improper.
-我看到你的孩子了。-深呼吸。 - I see your baby. - Deep breaths.
放松。 Relax.
这是个阴谋，乔治。 It's a conspiracy, Georges.
没人会告诉小女孩这有多疼。 Nobody tells little girls how much it hurts.
坚强点，埃斯梅拉达。要坚强! Be strong, Esmeralda. Be strong!
好!帮她推。 Good! Help her push.
说实话，这是谁一生中最美好的一天? The best day in whose life, honestly?
-这是折磨。-冷静，玛丽-露易丝。 - It's torture. - Calm, Marie-Louise.
你必须更加努力工作。 You must work harder.
为此我要一枚奖章。 I demand a medal for this.
是你的，亨利埃特! It's yours, Henriette!
真的吗?我恨亨利埃特! Really? I hate Henriettes!
现在把注意力集中在宝宝身上。 Concentrate on baby now.
乔治…… Georges...
马上把我弄出去。 Get me out of here now.
亲爱的，我们不能。不是现在。 Sweetheart, we can't. Not now.
他很好，别担心。 He's fine, no worries.
来吧，推。这是正确的。 Come on, push. That's right.
推动。帮助她。 Push. Help her.
他会回来的，别担心。 He'll be back, don't worry.
推动! Push!
焦虑是一种庸俗的情感。 Anxiety is such a vulgar emotion.
在卡米尔之前，我从没想过。 Before Camille, it never occurred to me.
现在每件事都让我担心。 Now everything worries me.
她脸色苍白。 She was cadaverous.
来了…… Come now...
她比你我加起来都坚强。 She's tougher than you and I combined.
最近，我在赛马场的人群中发现了她， Recently, I found her at the races, amid the crowd,
像水手一样咒骂。 cursing like a sailor.
在她的情况下。 In her condition.
说句公道话，她赢的钱买了晚餐。 To be fair, her winnings bought us dinner.
你又破产了? You're broke again?
我的父母都大吃一惊，以为我们结婚了。 My folks flipped their lids, thinking we'd married.
现在她怀孕了，他们求我们结婚。 Now she's pregnant, they're pleading for us to tie the knot.
卡米尔坚持说我们已经做过了 Camille insists we already did.
只要我们还生活在罪恶之中，他们就会切断我的经济来源。 They've cut me off as long as we're living in sin.
一个人能以其他方式生活吗? Can one live any other way?
在家庭之上， On top of a family,
我交了一个朋友。 I've gained a friend.
我不知道我做了什么，配得上你。 I wonder what I did to deserve you.
从法律上讲, Legally,
卡米尔将成为单身母亲。 Camille will be a single mother.
所以我还是有希望的。 So there's still hope for me.
你无赖! You rotter!
都做了什么? All done?
他们说每天都不容易。 They say it's not easy every day.
但这取决于你，加里。 But that depends on you, Gary.
永远不要让任何人支配你的感受。 Never let anyone dictate what you should feel.
或者你应该成为什么样的人。 Or who you should be.
没有人，听到了吗? No one, you hear me?
没人能和你一样。 No one's in your shoes.
这就是所谓的人类状况。 It's called the human condition.
没他们说的那么糟。 It's not as bad as they say.
事实上，它可能是不可思议的。 In fact, it could be marvelous.
如果你是你选择的人，你就会成为… If you are what you choose, you become...
世界的主人。 master of the world.
这可能很可怕，真的。 It can be scary, true.
这是巨大的力量。 It's monstrous power.
有些人甚至声称这是一种幻觉。 Some even claim it's an illusion.
但如果你决定 But if you decide
这是唯一的真相， that it's the only truth there is,
就这样吧。 so it shall be.
他在那儿!抓住他! There he is! Grab him!
抓住他! Grab him!
他是我们的! He's ours!
承认你是个骗子吧。 Admit you're a liar.
-肮脏的骗子!-这是一派胡言! - A dirty liar! - It's a tissue of nonsense!
宠物是猫和狗， Pets are cats and dogs,
而不是有着愚蠢名字的非洲鸟类。 not African birds with stupid names.
多余小姐来自努米底亚。 Mademoiselle Superfluous comes from Numidia.
她和我们一起住了很多年了。 She's lived with us for years.
她的名字在字典里。这意味着没有必要。 Her name's in the dictionary. It means unnecessary.
你不必要的! You're unnecessary!
吹牛，把我们当白痴， Showing off with your tall tales, acting like we're idiots,
像个大人一样哼哼唧唧。 yammering like a grown-up.
没有父母不打开他们的信件。 No parents leave their mail unopened.
每晚300人的派对? Parties with 300 people every night?
那只会发生在电影里，你个白痴! That only happens in films, you moron!
你就是没有想象力。 You just have no imagination.
有时候真相 The truth sometimes
就像一个有趣的谎言。 is like a funny lie.
比如，谁会相信你尿床了? Who'd believe you wet the bed, for example?
他还尿床? He still wets the bed?
为什么他从来不参加班级旅行? Why's he never on class trips?
他尿裤子了! He pees his pants!
真相是伤人的。 The truth hurts.
妈妈? Mama?
来吧! Come on!
第一个。 The first one.
它是高贵的。 It's queenly.
设计师，你的常识呢? Stylist, where's your common sense?
我穿这个参加过很多派对。 I've worn this to so many parties.
女王只穿一次衣服。 A queen wears outfits once.
这是不可原谅的失态。 It's an unforgivable gaffe.
别担心。如你所知，我原谅你的一切。 Don't worry. As you know, I forgive you everything.
在那里! There!
那个会很完美的。 That one will be perfect.
镜子是一个更加客观、不带感情色彩的裁判。 The mirror is a more objective, unsentimental judge.
有时甚至很残忍。 Sometimes, cruel even.
-我看起来像一头牛。-牛中女王。 - I look like a cow. - The queen of cows.
什么女王?那是什么? Queen of what? What was that?
小心脚下。 Watch your step.
是的，是的，是的! Yes, yes, yes!
不，别说了。 No, stop that.
你是怎么落到这种可怜的地步的? How did you come to be in such a pitiful state?
说话不要害怕惩罚。 Speak without fear of punishment.
我保证，没人会强迫你打开邮件。 I promise, nobody will force you to open the mail.
而且绝对不要看电视。 And definitely not to watch TV.
当现实平庸而悲伤时， When reality is banal and sad,
编一个神话故事。 make up a fabulous story.
你撒谎这么好，为什么要剥夺我们? You lie so well, why deprive us?
那样的话…… In that case...
我可以坦白。 I can confess.
今天下午发生了可怕的地震。 There was a terrible earthquake this afternoon.
真的吗?我什么也感觉不到。 Really? I felt nothing.
这是一场仅针对儿童的地震。 It was an earthquake aimed solely at children.
最可怕的那种! The most fearsome kind!
代数学到一半时出现了问题。 The ground opened up in the middle of algebra.
班上一半的学生倒在洞里。 Half the class toppled in the hole.
老师惊呆了。 The teacher was stricken.
是的，她一生的恐惧! Yes, the fright of her life!
我跟着那些可怜的家伙跳了下去。 I jumped after the poor wretches.
——不是吗?——是的! - No? - Yes!
我必须在洞闭上之前迅速采取行动。 I had to act fast before the hole closed up.
你是凭什么奇迹复活的? By what miracle did you resurface?
用我手臂的肌肉。 By the muscles of my arms.
把受害者背在背上。 Carrying the victims on my back.
这样的英雄主义是…… Such heroism is...
-怎么说来着?-我的职责。 - What's the word? - My duty.
相比之下，这块淤青只是个小细节。 In comparison, this bruise is a minor detail.
先生好! Good sir!
你想象中的一天是无法形容的完美。 Your imaginary day is unspeakably perfect.
而现在…… And now...
同样的谎言反过来说。 the same lie the right way round.
说出你烦恼的真正原因。 Recount the real reason for your bothers.
把你的悲伤放在我的耳朵里。 Deposit your sorrow in the shell of my ear.
在低语中，它不那么伤人。 In a murmur, it hurts less.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
我想是的。 I believe so.
那些男孩太卑鄙了。 Those boys are dreadfully mean.
和鲁莽。 And foolhardy.
他们会阻止你在下次地震时救他们。 They'll deter you from saving them during the next earthquake.
很晚了，我们都对你不抱希望了。 It's late, we'd given up on you.
凯瑟琳，你知道我工作到很晚是为了早点下班。 Catherine, you know I work late to stop early.
承诺，不停的承诺。 Promises, non-stop promises.
当加里成为鳏夫时，你还是车轮上的仓鼠。 When Gary's a widower, you'll still be a hamster on your wheel.
我们的宝贝孩子怎么样了? How is our love-child?
戴高乐将军的问题是他的鼻子。 General de Gaulle's problem is his nose.
有这样的鼻子，青春期就不可能平静。 Puberty cannot have been serene with that nose.
我认为这是玩忽职守而不是诅咒。 I think it is more a case of dereliction than malediction.
Caipiroska ! Caipiroska!
罗特是我们家族的好朋友 The Rotter's a firm family friend,
多年来一直在寻找他的俄罗斯女友 on a years-long quest for his Russian girlfriend,
但是凯皮罗斯卡小姐从来没有出现过。 but Miss Caipiroska never graces us with her presence.
我反应迟钝 Being slow on the uptake,
他不知道她永远不会参加。 he hasn't grasped she'll never attend.
为了帮助他打发时间，我们给他一杯鸡尾酒 To help him pass the time, we give him a cocktail
里面有薄荷。 with mint in it.
加里! Gary!
你能打电话给你的父母吗?我有话要说。 Can you call your parents? I need a word.
他们在云中起舞。 They dance with their heads in the clouds.
太高了，我没法说话。 It's too high to talk.
这是水电费。 It's the utilities fees.
他们拖欠了两个月。 They're two months in arrears.
我敢打赌，他们会给我三个。 I bet my drawers, they'll make it three.
他们的座右铭是不收费。 Their motto is no fees.
只有fi-fo-fun ! Only fi-fo-fun!
我同意，但是…… I agree but...
不，我不…… No, I don't...
议会休会。 Parliament is out of commission.
我们不再被愚弄了 We are no longer fooled
通过枯燥的游戏。 by sterile games.
你洗了? You washed them?
这个国家感觉被忽视了。 The country feels neglected.
即便如此，议会还是为我们提供了面包。 Even so, Parliament puts bread on our table.
他是对的! He's right!
我为这个无赖制定了一条法律。 I introduced a law for the scoundrel.
强制车辆检查。 Mandatory vehicle inspections.
怪他。 Blame him.
这种疯狂行为要付出一大笔钱。 That lunacy costs a fortune.
你在喝酒。 That you're drinking away.
我们见面时，主人已经穷途末路了。 Our hosts were on their uppers when we met.
自从乔治涉足汽车行业以来， Since Georges dabbled in automobiles,
我提出了立法， I brought forward legislation,
据说是为了减少事故 supposedly to reduce accidents
但主要是为了救他出来。 but mainly to bail him out.
你的长子的名分。 Your birthright.
如果你把钱浪费掉，他就活不长了。 It won't see him into old age if you fritter it away.
很有趣，查尔斯。 It's fun, Charles.
我们玩得很开心。 We're having fun.
干杯! Bottoms up!
卡米尔，你把笑容忘在舞池了吗? You mislaid your smile on the dance floor, Camille?
只有你可以这么叫我。不要占便宜。 Only you may call me that. Don't take advantage.
出什么事了吗? Is something wrong?
别理我。 Pay no attention to me.
当我…… This comes over me when...
从幸福的顶峰，我走向了另一个极端。 From peak happiness, I swing to the opposite extreme.
你想要什么?我做事从不半途而废。 What do you expect? I do nothing by halves.
对不起。 Sorry.
这是必须付出的代价。 It must be the price to pay.
无稽之谈。 Nonsense.
你是无价之宝。 You are priceless.
如果这些云停留在你的地平线上 If these clouds linger on your horizon
阻挡未来 and block the future
以一种难以忍受的方式， in an unbearable manner,
别憋在心里。 don't keep it to yourself.
答应我。 Promise me.
我保证。 I promise.
以你的命担保，而不是我的。 On your life not mine, to be safe.
别去打扰我妈妈。 Don't go bothering my mother.
她也许会告诉凯皮罗斯卡小姐。 She might tell Miss Caipiroska.
但愿不会如此! Heaven forbid!
你为什么总是带着那支雪茄 Why do you always carry that cigar
从来没有抽过? without ever smoking it?
要有思想家的风度。 To have the air of a thinker.
你什么时候抽? When will you smoke it?
这一天我真的需要好好想想。 The day I really need to think.
你又要去工作了? You're going to work again?
就像我每天做的那样。 As I do every day of the week.
我希望我嫁给了一个孩子，而不是我祖父。 I wish I'd married a child, not my grandfather.
那时我要见我丈夫，而不是一直等。 I'd see my husband then, rather than always waiting.
这可能会引起不满。 It might be frowned upon.
和孩子结婚是违法的。 It's illegal to marry children.
我的轻骑兵! My hussar!
等等! Wait!
不要空着肚子和沉重的心情离开。 Don't leave with an empty stomach and heavy heart.
我一整天都睡不着。 I couldn't sleep a wink all day.
睡个好觉，我的欧律狄刻。 Sleep well, my Eurydice.
再见。 See you later.
这是怎么回事? What is going on?
孩子! Children!
是什么? What is it?
我能摸一下吗? Can I touch it?
小姐是多余的 Mademoiselle Superfluous
有学习的冲动。她坚持要来。 felt the urge to learn. She insisted on coming.
用皮带拴住一只鸟是不人道和危险的。 It's inhumane and dangerous to keep a bird on a leash.
别担心，小姐从不咬人。 Don't worry, Mademoiselle never bit anyone.
她比许多皮囊要友好得多。 She's far friendlier than a good many furbags.
别碰它! Don't touch it!
动!让我看看。 Move! Let me see.
对不起, Excuse me,
我能跟你说句话吗? could I have a word?
你觉得现在合适吗? You think this is a good time?
抱歉打扰了，但我很担心我儿子。 Apologies for the disruption but I'm worried about my son.
与原因。 With reason.
他在很远的地方上课。 He's miles away in class.
你让他每隔一天早上都想念你。 You make him miss every other morning.
不懂得守时是一种犯罪。 It's criminal to have no notion of timekeeping.
所以他的同学才欺负他? That's why his classmates mistreat him?
他们很守时? They're sticklers for punctuality?
加里往往会激怒他们。 Gary tends to provoke them.
他听起来总是那么拘谨和冷漠。 He always sounds so formal and distant.
不，那是自我保护。 No, that's self-preservation.
这是最基本的礼貌，你同意吗? And basic courtesy, wouldn't you agree?
你这样对他没有好处。 You're doing him no favors.
她很漂亮，不是吗? Beautiful, isn't she?
他来晚了，因为每天晚上 He comes late because, every night,
他和我们一起听优美的散文。 he listens to fine prose with us.
是的。 Yes.
他和……讨论时事。 He discusses current affairs with...
参议员和外交官。 With senators and diplomats.
他既追求公爵夫人，也追求平民。 He courts duchesses and commoners alike.
这远比<著名五人组刺激。 It's far more stimulating than The Famous Five.
你为什么不上这门课呢? Why don't you take the class?
冷静下来。 Calm down.
当然，天哪! Good gracious, of course!
是的，这是个好主意。 Yes, that's an excellent idea.
我不该怀疑你。 I never should have doubted you.
天使! Angel!
天使, Angel,
我们决定让你提前退休。 we've decided you're taking early retirement.
太棒了! Great!
想想他的未来。 Think of his future.
我已经选择了我的工作。 I've chosen my job.
等我长大了我要写故事。我和妈妈一起练习。 I'll write stories when I grow up. I practice with Mama.
作家，世界上最好的职业。 Writer, the world's finest profession.
穿着睡衣呆在家里工作。 Stay at home and work in your pajamas.
谢谢你！ Thank you!
谢谢你，妈妈。 Thank you, Mama.
我崇拜你。 I adore you.
什么风把你们吹来了，亲爱的? What brings you here, my loves?
这是我的毕业晚会。 It's my school-leaving party.
世界上最年轻的退休人员。 The world's youngest retiree.
——对不起?——是的。 - Sorry? - Yes.
我承认我对老师的建议感到惊讶。 I confess to being surprised by the teacher's suggestion.
冠军，你不能一时冲动就跳下教育列车。 Champ, you don't hop off the education train on impulse.
我开车会快一点。 I'll go faster by car.
好了，我们上路吧。 Right, let's hit the road.
我说过我会对付校园恶霸。 I said I'd deal with the schoolyard bullies.
你不能承担所有的负担。 You cannot carry every burden.
别担心，爸爸， Don't worry, Papa,
学校把我烦死了。 school was boring me to death.
无聊可能是件好事，能让你理清思路。 Boring can be good, to get things straight in your head.
你不是认真的吧? You can't be serious?
天啊天啊, Golly gosh,
我在边缘。 I was on the verge.
快! Faster!
系好安全带，小姐! Buckle up, Mademoiselle!
没错! Right!
——左!-左边，小心! - Left! - Left, watch out!
嘎! Honk!
-我不想。-来吧! - Don't want to. - Come on!
退休人员更容易蛀牙。我们走吧。 Retirees get more cavities. Let's go.
——不!——请! - No! - Please!
-不，妈妈!-拜托，孩子。 - No, Mama! - Please, child.
请。是的,是的。 Please. Yes, yes.
谢谢你，我的孩子。 Thank you, my boy.
你太好了。 You're too kind.
再多一点。 A bit more.
再过45分钟。 Another 45 minutes.
会没事的。 It'll be fine.
我们会想出办法的。 We'll come up with something.
我们总是这样。 We always do.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
祝你好运。 Best of luck.
你没有吗? You didn't?
动不动就卖了? Selling up at the drop of a hat?
短期骗局是最好的。 Short-term scams are best.
这是一笔可观的数目 And it's a tidy sum
帮我们渡过难关。 to tide us over.
拜托，经济衰退， Come on, the recession,
你的贷款，你的会计。可怕的时间! your loans, your accounting. Terrible timing!
我们会小心的。 We'll be careful.
这就是你的风格。 That's just your style.
那你的空闲时间呢? And with your free time?
我们要在西班牙建一座城堡。 We're going to build a castle in Spain.
-不多不少。——到底! - No more, no less. - Exactly!
这一直都是计划。 That was the plan all along.
这不是一种表达方式吗? Isn't that an expression?
在西班牙建城堡? Building castles in Spain?
城堡是存在的，不是吗? Castles exist, don't they?
西班牙也是如此。 And Spain likewise.
生活不会因为一句谚语而停止。 Life doesn't stop for a proverb.
阿基米德原理。 Archimedes' principle.
六年级教学大纲。 6th grade syllabus.
你现在领先了，冠军。 You're ahead now, champ.
去爱。 To love.
去爱吗? To love?
-去爱!——简单。 - To love! - Easy.
第一组。 First group.
攀爬。 To climb.
攀爬还是押韵? To climb or to rhyme?
加里,集中精神。 Gary, concentrate.
比如妈妈的特征之类的动词。完美…… Verbs like Mama's features. Perfectly...
常规。第二组。 Regular. Second group.
我看起来像一个规则动词? I look like a regular verb?
是的。 Yes.
要走。 To go.
不规则的。第三组。 Irregular. Third group.
作弊。 To cheat.
- 24。-除以4? - 24. - Divided by 4?
1、2、3…… 1, 2, 3...
4、5…… 4, 5...
6 ! 6!
负无穷? Minus infinity?
现在，先生…… And now, sir...
现在完美的芭蕾舞。 The ballet of the present perfect.
用语言和音乐。 With words and music.
木已成舟 What is done is forever done
把过去的一切留在当下 Leave in the present all that's gone
存在和拥有引起头痛 To be and to have cause headaches
如果你已经做了或正在做 If you've made it or on the make
去，来，活，死 To go, to come, to live, to die
与其纠结为什么，不如存在 It's better to exist than wonder why
我们的规则可能不适用 We have rules that might not apply
好,亲爱的。 Good, sweetheart.
<我>寻找失去的时间 In Search of Lost Time
运动对你有好处，玛格丽特。 Sport is good for you, Marguerite.
诚实。 Honestly.
这很有趣。 It's fun.
让你很兴奋。 Gives you a real buzz.
橙汁对你有好处。 Orange juice is good for you.
虽然这可能会让你失去乐趣。 Although it might take the edge off your fun.
我能试试吗? Can I try?
愚蠢的! Silly!
不到饮酒年龄就不能运动。 No sport until you're of drinking age.
——是吗?-富凯先生? - Yes? - Mr. Fouquet?
视情况而定。问是谁? Depends. Who's asking?
我是来通知你一项重大的税务调整的。 I'm here to serve on you a major tax adjustment.
我们在这里调整自己的税收，谢谢你，少校。 We adjust our own tax here, thank you, major.
30天内付清，否则我就收回你的资产， You have 30 days to pay or I'll repossess your assets,
根据税法第651条的规定。 in accordance with Article 651 of the tax code.
约束是不好的建议。 Constraint is bad counsel.
我在尽我的职责，先生，为了社会的利益。 I'm doing my duty, sir, for society's good.
你看到了什么? You see?
先生! Sir!
社会可以自己做决定。 Society can make her own decisions.
无论你怎样纳税， You pay tax any old how,
你要摆架子 you get on your high horse
在享受国家特权的同时。 while enjoying the country's privileges.
选择客人是我的特权。出去! It's my privilege to choose my house guests. Out!
你从来不走环形路? You never use roundabouts?
环形路!我走在街上! Roundabouts! I walked the streets!
等等!我给你开张支票。 Wait! I'll write you a check.
-我将从我的销售收入中支付。-说到这个… - I'll pay from the proceeds of my sale. - Talking of which...
你漏税了。 You omitted to pay tax.
看,在这里。 Look, here.
你的销售额几乎抵得上你的欠款。 Your sale barely covers what you owe.
一个人无法逃避现实。 One cannot escape reality.
离开! Leave!
冷静下来! Calm down!
滚出去! Get out!
——走吧!-放下! - Go! - Put it down!
快点,动! Hurry, move!
——走吧!-卡米尔… - Go! - Camille...
停! Stop!
走吧!滚出去! Go! Get out of here!
我的爱, My love,
你怎么了? what came over you?
卡米尔，冷静点。 Camille, calm down.
没关系。我还是回去工作吧。 It doesn't matter. I'll just go back to work.
当然不行! Definitely not!
除非我死!从来没有! Over my dead body! Never!
你听到了吗? Do you hear?
从来没有! Never!
我不能…… I can't...
我不能等一整天，好像没有你的时间没有浪费， I can't wait all day as if time is not wasted without you,
好像有一天我们不会永远分开。 as if it won't separate us forever one day.
我不能! I cannot!
没有你我活不下去! I cannot live without you!
一秒钟都没有，一天都没有! Not for a second, never mind a day!
冷静下来。 Calm down.
我的爱! My love!
真不知道别人没有你是怎么活下去的。 I wonder how everyone else manages to live without you.
轻轻地。 Gently.
-番茄馅，灯笼太太?-不，就一些面包。 - Stuffed tomato, Mrs. Lantern? - No, just some bread.
干杯! Cheers!
就一片。 Just one slice.
-你不想要番茄吗?-不用了，谢谢。 - You don't want a tomato? - No, thanks.
我敢打赌，我们会非常想念你的。 I bet my drawers, we'll miss you terribly.
别让它妨碍你在出发前付账单。 Don't let it stop you paying your bills before you go.
相当美味的居家装扮派对。 Quite a delicious housecooling party.
巴克街的酒席承办人? The caterer on Rue du Bac?
再想想!这都是妈妈自己做的。 Think again! Mama did it all herself.
宝贝，宴会承办人的一切都是自制的。 Treasure, everything from the caterer is homemade.
你被误导了。 You are misinformed.
妈妈不停地秘密做饭，供应伙食， Mama cooks non-stop in secret and supplies the caterer,
谁在需要的时候归还。 who returns it as needed.
当然! But of course!
装修需要更长的时间吗? Will the renovations take much longer?
颜色还没决定。 The color is yet to be decided.
这是一间非常体面的公寓。没有必要发生这样的剧变。 It's a perfectly decent apartment. No need for such upheaval.
妈妈希望它像新硬币一样闪闪发光。 Mama wants it to gleam like a new penny.
让我们得到更多。 To make us lots more.
我敢打赌，你肯定能卖个好价钱。 I bet my drawers, you'll get a pretty penny for the place.
我跟我的打赌那是一大笔钱 I bet mine that a pretty penny
做了很多好事! does a fat lot of good!
她疯了。 She's lost her mind.
没有，灯笼小姐，只有我的内裤。 No, Miss Lantern, only my panties.
亲爱的! Darling!
亲爱的，打个盹怎么样? Darling, how about a little nap?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我不知道，乔治。 I don't know, Georges.
我想和你一起躺下。 I'd like to lie down with you.
这个公司是最令人愉快的 The company is most pleasant
但它没有你柔软的皮肤。 but it does not have your soft skin.
也不是你的放纵。 Nor your abandon.
也没有你的气味。 Nor your scent.
跟我来? Come with me?
谁来招待客人?-当然是加里。 - Who'll entertain the guests? - Gary, of course.
他会给他们讲一个精彩的故事。 He'll tell them a fine story.
有人想吃蛋糕吗? Anyone care for some cake?
——是的!-当然了。 - Yes! - You bet we do.
-当然。-是的，蛋糕。 - For sure. - Yup, cake.
这是巧克力。 It's chocolate.
我要覆盆子。 I'll take the raspberry.
覆盆子、咖啡、开心果…… Raspberry, coffee, pistachio...
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
没什么大不了的，亲爱的。 It's no big deal, darling.
我太爱你了。 I love you so much.
我知道你爱我。 I know you love me.
我也一样。 Same here.
我爱你爱到极点。 I love you to bits.
那我们现在该怎么办? So what do we do now?
现在,现在! Now, now!
你要出去? You're going out?
是的。 Yes.
我想吃牡蛎和麝香葡萄酒。完美的午餐。 I crave oysters and muscadet. Perfect for lunch.
我们的客人还没到吗? Our guests are not here yet?
他们刚走，妈妈。 They just left, Mama.
不吃东西吗?多么愚蠢的。 Without eating? How foolish.
盖好点，不然你会着凉的! Cover up, or you'll catch cold!
你说得太对了，亲爱的罗特。 You are so right, dear Rotter.
和必不可少的。 And indispensable.
安托瓦内特! Antoinette!
告诉我，乔治…… Tell me, Georges...
给我解释一下。 Clear something up for me.
是吗? Yes?
约瑟芬贝克…… Josephine Baker...
她在战争期间离开了巴黎。 She left Paris during the war.
白纸黑字上写着， It says so, black on white,
在我们结婚纪念日你送给我的传记里。 in the biography you gave me for our anniversary.
因此，她不可能见过你。 She cannot, therefore, have met you.
也没有屈服于你的魅力。 Nor succumbed to your charms.
这是不可能的。 It's impossible.
完全不可能的。 Utterly impossible.
亲爱的，不要相信你在书上看到的一切。 Don't believe all you read in books, my dear.
也不是鸡尾酒会上的陌生人。 Nor strangers at cocktail parties.
为什么要让我相信这种胡言乱语? Why lead me to believe such balderdash?
我失去了我的名字，现在我失去了我的祖父。 I lost my first name, now I lose my grandfather.
谁说你是我丈夫? Who says you're my husband?
甚至是德古拉的后代? Or even Dracula's descendant?
对不起，我… I'm sorry, I...
我不知道我在说什么。 I don't know what I'm saying.
那些油漆味让我头晕。 Those paint fumes make my head spin.
去呼吸点新鲜空气，你应得的。 Get some fresh air, you deserve it.
跟我们来。 Come with us.
我需要休息。 I need to rest.
跟我说说。 Tell me all about it.
-想象中的还是真实的漫步?-你决定吧，小南瓜。 - The imaginary or real stroll? - You decide, pumpkin.
见到你。 See you.
为什么妈妈只听一首歌? How come Mama only listens to one song?
它让我想起了快乐的回忆。 It brings back happy memories.
这位是谁，先生…… Who is this Mister...
如比尔? Bojangles?
一个经常旅行的人。 Someone who traveled a lot.
带着他的狗到处走。他爱那条狗。 Took his dog everywhere. He loved that dog.
那是他的小姐，明白吗? It was his Mademoiselle, see?
一天，他的狗死了。 One day, his dog died.
于是博金格斯先生开始跳舞。 So Mr. Bojangles began to dance.
一直都是。 All the time.
就像你们俩。 Like you two.
这是正确的。 That's right.
我们走吧? Shall we go?
他穿着宽松的裤子跳舞。 He danced in baggy pants.
他跳得那么高。他很有趣。 He jumped so high. He was funny.
人们喜欢他。 People loved him.
他跳着舞把他的狗带回来。 He danced to bring his dog back.
或者让生活继续下去。 Or for life to go on.
来吧…… Come on...
-马丁先生…-谢谢。 - Mr. Martin... - Thank you.
如果有人死了…… If someone dies...
你实际上能做什么? what can you actually do?
为他们快乐。 Be happy instead of them.
和舞蹈。 And dance.
你的一生。 Your whole life long.
直到他们回来。 Until they come back.
-再见，马丁先生。——再见! - Bye, Mr. Martin. - Goodbye!
说,爸爸, Say, Papa,
妈妈病了吗? is Mama sick?
不比大多数人多，也不比他们少。 No more, nor less than most people.
成年人都有点病态。 Grown-ups are all a bit sick.
也许她更厉害。 Perhaps she's more.
我们走的时候，她叫我南瓜。 When we left, she called me pumpkin.
你知道，儿子… You know, son...
你母亲的力量也是她的问题。 Your mother's strength is also her problem.
她有无限的想象力。 She has unbridled imagination.
她什么都玩。 She plays with everything.
甚至是她的族谱。 Even her genealogical tree.
但实际上， But in reality,
我们的根, our roots,
我们的分支机构, our branches,
我们的叶子 our leaves
是她的。 are her.
我们 And we
是她的园丁。 are her gardeners.
我们让树立着。 We keep the tree standing.
打扰一下，过来! Excuse me, coming through!
-不要推。-那是我妻子! - Don't push. - That's my wife!
亲爱的，一切都解决了。我把一切都化为灰烬。 My love, it's all settled. I reduced everything to ashes.
他们现在不能接受。 They can't take it now.
这是你妻子吗? Is this your wife?
是的。 Yes.
天使! Angel!
没有受害者。 There are no victims.
我们控制住了火势，但请人检查一下那位女士。 We contained the fire, but have someone examine the lady.
没有什么可检查的。我收集了我想要的一切 There's nothing to examine. I gathered all I wanted,
加上了烦人的文件，还做了匹配。 added the bothersome paperwork and put a match to it.
要不是那些破床单，你根本不知道。 If not for the stupid sheets, you wouldn't have a clue.
这是所有。 That's all.
一定是油漆味让她头晕。 It must be the paint fumes, making her head spin.
你可能弄伤了邻居。或者更糟。 You might have injured the neighbors. Or worse.
我希望你是在开玩笑。 You're joking, I hope.
我一直很爱我们的邻居。 I've always loved our neighbors.
没有我? Haven't I?
我们是老交情了，不是吗? We go way back, don't we?
我绝不会那样做的，先生。 I'd never do that, sir.
不然我就烧了他们的公寓，不是我的。 Or I'd burn their flats, not mine.
这是一个疯狂的想法。 That's a crazy notion.
先生，这没道理。 Sir, it makes no sense.
是吗，亲爱的? Does it, sweetheart?
告诉他们。 Tell them.
谢谢你，医生。 Thank you, doctor.
所有好吗? All good?
我们又开始工作了? We're back in business?
他们会扣留她的时间比我们想象的长，亲爱的。 They'll keep her longer than we thought, darling.
你知道，医生一点都不好玩。 Doctors are no fun, you know.
多久? How long?
几天。 A few days.
几个星期。 A few weeks.
但当她出来的时候，她会被治愈的。 But when she comes out, she'll be cured.
这是最好的办法。 It's for the best.
我向你保证，冠军。 I promise you, champ.
仔细想想，效果还不错。 Thinking about it, it works out great.
在那之前…… Until then...
我们会好好享受的，你和我。 we'll live it up, you and I.
城里的单身汉们。 Bachelors out on the town.
自以为是的人。 Cocks of the walk.
你会看到。 You'll see.
也许是邀请函弄丢了。 Perhaps the invitations got lost.
更像是客人们迷路了。 More like the guests got lost.
提醒你一下，我们可以去找其他人。 Mind you, we can go get others.
好点。 Good point.
客人多得很。 Guests are a dime a dozen.
问题是选择正确的。 The issue is selecting the right ones.
我不会从议会拿走任何东西。 I wouldn't take any from Parliament.
或学校。 Or school.
绝对没有税务评估员。 Definitely no tax assessors.
不，有两类人 No, there are two categories of people
不惜一切代价避免。 to avoid at all cost.
素食者。 Vegetarians.
还有职业自行车手。 And professional cyclists.
如何来吗? How come?
前者是因为 The former because
拒绝接受丁字骨的男人 a man who refuses a T-bone
很明显是前世的食人族。 was clearly a cannibal in another life.
后者是因为服用栓剂的人 The latter because a man who dons a suppository
把他的性腺压在荧光紧身衣里 and squishes his gonads in fluorescent tights
骑自行车上山一定很危险。 to ride a bike up a hill must be dangerous.
确实! Indeed!
环法自行车赛是最恐怖的景象。 The Tour de France is the most terrifying sight.
我恳求你，年轻人， I beseech you, young man,
如果你遇到一个素食骑车者， if you ever meet a vegetarian cyclist,
朝相反的方向冲刺。 sprint in the opposite direction.
我真诚地希望你不要遇到这样的人。 I sincerely hope you never run into one.
这是最重要的信息。 That's information of the utmost importance.
最可怕的是那些生活不及格的人。 The most fearsome are people who flunked life.
这无疑是适用的 Which indubitably applies
献给任何一个素食自行车手。 to any vegetarian cyclist.
罗特先生， Say, Mr. Rotter,
你的人生成功了吗? have you made a success of life?
还没有。 Not yet.
我就成功了 I will have succeeded
我可以留着盘子的日子 the day I can keep a plate
我的肚子上放着银器。 and silverware on my belly.
当然没有手。 With no hands, naturally.
看起来很有希望。 It looks promising.
我已经想了好几年了。 I've been chewing it over for years.
那该有多好啊 How delightful it would be
整天大吃特吃 to gorge oneself all day long
而伏卧 while recumbent
没有那些在床上翻倒的乱七八糟的盘子。 without those confounded trays that tip over in bed.
永远不需要起床。 With no need to get up, ever.
放轻松，昂首阔步。 Taking it easy, with one's feet up.
和凯皮罗斯卡小姐? With Miss Caipiroska?
如果凯皮罗斯卡小姐愿意加入， If Miss Caipiroska cared to join, truly,
纯粹的幸福! pure bliss!
成功 Success
是变化无常的。 is fickle.
这里几公斤，那里几公斤。 A matter of kilos here or there.
我们到了。 Here we are.
坚持…… Hold on...
惊喜! Surprise!
惊喜吧，我的爱人! Surprise, my loves!
比阿特丽斯…… Beatrice...
奇怪的幽默感。 Odd sense of humor.
这对孩子来说可不是儿戏。 It's no joke for a child.
我很抱歉，非常抱歉。 I'm sorry, so sorry.
对不起，亲爱的先生。 Sorry, dear sir.
我很抱歉。 I'm so sorry.
我想让你心情轻松一点，这样你就不会有压力了。 I wanted to lighten the mood so it wouldn't weigh you down.
你的精神病医生最终会陷入抑郁。 Your psychiatrists will end up in depression.
谢天谢地，不允许化妆，否则我看起来会很糟糕。 Thankfully, makeup isn't allowed or I'd look dreadful.
我真的觉得没必要。 I really don't think this is necessary.
我的皮肤非常紧致，谢谢。 My skin is extremely firm, thank you.
我的爱…… My love...
你还好吗? Are you okay?
我在这里。 I'm here.
跟我说话。 Talk to me.
我在这里。 I'm here.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
在公园里玩，冠军。 Play in the park, champ.
我们马上就到。 We'll be right there.
等妈妈振作起来。 As soon as Mama perks up.
她在这里不会振作起来的。 She won't perk up in here.
回来吧，我的爱人。 Come back, my love.
我求你了。 I beg of you.
你不能这样走。 You can't go like this.
对不起。 Sorry.
这是我的错。 It's my fault.
我应该 I should have
我们脚踏实地。 kept our feet on the ground.
我应该打开邮件的。 I should have opened the mail.
不要让自己分心 Not let myself be distracted
由政党…… by parties...
感情 feelings...
欢乐。 joy.
你的美丽。 By your beauty.
我应该更好地保护你。 I should have protected you better.
保护…… Protected...
就像教科书的封面。 Like the cover of a textbook.
或者一个桌面。 Or a tabletop.
我从一开始就爱着你 I loved you from the very start
因为你没有试着保护我。 because you didn't try to protect me.
从一开始? From the very start?
该死的让我工作。 Damn well made me work.
请…… Please...
远离熟悉。 Keep familiarity at bay.
在第一个障碍时诉诸于它会带来麻烦。 Resorting to it at the first hurdle spells trouble.
不可否认的是, Undeniably,
我没有尽到我的责任。 I'm failing in all my duties.
想知道我为什么爱你吗? Want to know why I love you?
为什么我只爱你? Why I will only love you?
我一直在想，是的。 I always wondered, yes.
因为你比我更生气。 Because you're madder than me.
亲爱的必需品，你说得很对 Darling Necessity, you are quite right.
一个小的。 A little one.
你永远是对的 You are always right.
荷兰的勇气。 Dutch courage.
冰吗? Ice?
你知道吗? You know what?
疯子不会抱怨，他们会行动 The mad do not complain, they act.
早该是我接生你的时候了 It's high time I delivered you.
我真后悔把你送到这里来 How I regret consigning you here.
容易,同志。 Easy, comrade.
这不是柠檬水。 It's not lemonade.
如果我们继续等待， If we wait any longer,
他们会让你出院的 they'll give you a discharge.
你注定要永远留在这里。 And you'll be doomed to stay forever.
问题是，怎么说服医生让我出院? Trouble is, how to convince the doctors to allow me to leave?
谁建议我们征求他们的同意的? Who suggested we ask their permission?
我要绑架你。 I shall abduct you.
就像萨宾女人的重播 Like a rerun of the Sabine women.
准备好了吗? Ready?
是的! Yes!
坚持…… Hold on...
我怎么没想到呢! Why didn't I think of that!
心智健全的人不是我。我会停药的。 A sound mind is just not me. I'll stop the meds.
来吧!拉,让·保罗·! C'mon! Pull, Jean-Paul!
只剩一公里了! Only one kilometer to go!
然后我们去跑? And then we go on the run?
被当局追捕? Hunted by the authorities?
我不能容忍为了逃避怀疑而保持低调 I won't tolerate lying low to avoid suspicion.
当我有兴趣的时候，我可以尝试 I can be trying when so inclined.
你会不会继续我们的爱情小说? Will you not continue the novel of our love?
With a chapter . With a chapter
up to snuff? up to snuff?
乔治，我很乐意 Georges, I would love to.
那么，帮助我 So, help me
让我们的迷你杰作快乐 make our mini -masterpiece happy.
<我>理所当然地高兴。 Deservedly happy.
帮我给Gary留下深刻印象 Help me impress Gary
<我>。 one more time.
你们俩都有酒气! You both reek of booze!
我们的儿子疯了! Our son is out of his tree!
妈妈，来接你可真够好玩的。 It's a heck of a caper, coming to get you, Mama.
他做得很好。 He did great.
一个真正的歹徒! A real gangster!
看起来像绑架? It looks like a kidnapping?
是的。 Yes.
走吧，我的爱人们! Let's go, my loves!
自由是一步之遥。 Freedom is a step away.
来吧…… Come on...
你疯了吗? Are you out of your mind?
它一点也不显眼。 It's anything but inconspicuous.
“不起眼”已经进入你的词汇了? "Inconspicuous" has entered your vocabulary?
我现在是通缉犯了! I'm a wanted woman now!
他们会在几英里外看到我们。 They'll see us miles away.
好的掩饰犹如好的谎言。 A good cover is like a good lie.
越大越好! The bigger the better!
你不认识我了吗? Don't you recognize me?
我是Archibald Bojangles， I am Archibald Bojangles,
“白日梦”号豪华巡洋舰的杰出船长 eminent captain of Daydreamer, a luxury cruiser
这在上东区的富豪圈子里很流行 that's all the rage with the Upper East Side jet-set.
别忘了我们的儿子，小阿奇。 Not forgetting our son, Archie Jr.
如果自由女神愿意现在上船的话。 If Lady Liberty would care to board now.
你抛弃了多余小姐? You deserted Mademoiselle Superfluous?
她单独旅行。 She's traveling separately.
为了避免边境哨所的骚乱。 To avoid ructions at the border post.
你画了一条奇怪的路线。 You have plotted a curious course.
警察会把我的照片送到边境的。 The police will have sent my photo to the border.
不要害怕，自由女神。 Have no fear, Liberty.
僵尸在高层有朋友。 The Rotter has friends in high places.
具体是哪些地方还不清楚， It's unclear which places exactly,
但他们伪造了漂亮的文件。 but they produce beautiful forged documents.
告诉我，乔治， Tell me, Georges,
如果你是水手，我就是港口里的荡妇? if you're a sailor, I'm a floozy in the port?
再想想，妈妈。 Think again, Mama.
利伯蒂·博詹格斯是一位大电影明星。 Liberty Bojangles is a big movie star.
为什么,自然! Why, naturally!
自然! Naturally!
我在想什么? What was I thinking?
我们的神秘目的地是哪里，阿奇? What is our mystery destination, Archie?
“白日梦者号”停泊在瓦伦西亚。 The Daydreamer is moored in Valencia.
瓦伦西亚在哪里? Where's Valencia?
在西班牙。 In Spain.
你不在的时候我监督装修，玛琳。 I supervised renovations in your absence, Marlene.
我希望你能同意。 I hope you'll approve.
我看见有人了! I saw someone!
——在哪里?-在上面! - Where? - Up there!
Caipiroska ! Caipiroska!
这是令人难以置信的! It's fabulous!
看看这个! Look at this!
我一直计划在西班牙投资。好时机。 I always planned to invest in Spain. Good timing.
一个快乐的意外! A happy accident!
在我今年夏天来之前，保持联系。 Until I come this summer, keep in touch.
别担心。 Don't worry.
我们的行为。 We'll behave.
我不需要承诺。 I don't want promises.
看,查尔斯…… Look, Charles...
当我遇到卡米尔时， When I met Camille,
我读了小字。 I read the small print.
我接受了条款和条件。 I accepted the terms and conditions.
我掷了骰子。 I rolled the dice.
现在，我不能让自己输了。 Now, I can't let myself lose.
看看他们。 Look at them.
看！ Look!
那两个，那边…… Those two, there...
太漂亮了，不是个坏主意。 are too beautiful to be a bad call.
我永远不会为我的疯狂而后悔! Never will I regret my stroke of madness!
听到了吗，我的罗特? Hear me, my Rotter?
从来没有。 Never.
这么多年过去了，我还是想知道你看上我哪一点。 After all these years, I still wonder what you see in me.
除非是我妻子。 Unless it's my wife.
你不懂孤独。 You don't know solitude.
事实上，我欠你的。 In reality, I am in your debt.
你给了我一个家，朋友。 You gave me a family, my friend.
世界运转不平衡了。 The world spins off-kilter.
只要它在旋转。 As long as it's spinning.
我喜欢凝视天空，倾听深处的声音。 I love gazing at the sky while listening to the depths.
感觉我一下子就到了所有地方。 It feels like I'm everywhere at once.
你是，奥尔加。你。 You are, Olga. You are.
刽子手忘了他的鸟。 The Rotter forgot his bird.
放任自流太危险了。 It's dangerous, letting that run loose.
也许是羊角面包?咖啡吗? A croissant perhaps? Coffee?
你还没吃东西。 You haven't eaten.
在那野兽般的目光面前，我不愿吃早饭。 I shan't breakfast before that beastly gaze.
把它赶走。罗特太松懈了。 Shoo it away. Rotter is too lax.
但是妈妈! But Mama!
我是多余小姐。 It's Mademoiselle Superfluous.
它名副其实。 It lives up to its name.
你还在等什么? What are you waiting for?
请你帮个忙不过分吗? A favor for me is too much to ask?
很好。 Fine.
我带她去加里的房间，免得她缠着你。 I'll take her to Gary's room to stop her importuning you.
然后和我们一起带回巴黎? And take it back to Paris with us?
你完全疯了。 You're completely out to lunch.
奥尔加，我向你保证，那只鸟是无害的。 Olga, I assure you, the bird is harmless.
这种观念很快就会消失。 The notion will soon vanish.
不要用那种语气。这是难以忍受的! Do not adopt that tone. It's unbearable!
-不，停下!——不! - No, stop! - Don't!
你不明白吗?你不觉得它在评判我吗? Don't you understand? Don't you see it judging me?
自从它来了以后，它就一直盯着我，看起来好高级! Since it arrived, it's been watching me, looking so superior!
它向我诉说着暴行。 It mutters atrocities to me.
我配不上你。 That I'm not good enough for you.
它当着你的面这么说，你却视而不见? It says so in front of you and you ignore it?
没门! No way!
像往常一样，我必须自己做所有的事情。 As usual, I must do everything myself.
呆在那里。 Stay there.
好姑娘。 Good girl.
回来! Come back!
小姐,请!回来! Mademoiselle, please! Come back!
拜托! Please!
回来!拜托! Come back! Please!
拜托! Please!
回来! Come back!
亲爱的，这是严肃的。战争宣告了。 My loves, this is serious. War is declared.
玩瑞士游戏不再是一种选择。 Playing Swiss is no longer an option.
我们得和我脑子里的愤怒作斗争。 We need to fight the raging in my head.
从现在起，绝不留情。 From now on, no mercy.
我们损失惨重，资源有限，但… Our losses are heavy and our resources limited but...
我们毫不气馁! we are undeterred!
你是我们最坚强的中尉。 You're our most resilient lieutenant.
至于你，亲爱的先生，我不知道有比你更勇敢的战士了。 As for you, dear sir, I know no more valorous soldier.
我需要你们两个。 I need you both.
它只是… It's just...
敌人是无形的。 The enemy is invisible.
我们不知道从哪里下手。 We have no idea where to strike.
对鸡尾酒和香槟的永久禁运? A permanent embargo on cocktails and champagne?
持续的口渴是没有用的。 A constant thirst is no help.
在那里! There!
我愿意放弃一切。 I'm willing to give up anything.
除了你们两个。 Except you two.
禁运是正式的。 The embargo is official.
我们的对手很凶猛，别忘了。 Our adversary is ferocious, let's not forget.
清醒是不够的。 Sobriety will not suffice.
亲爱的先生，我相信你是 Dear sir, I'm sure you are
充满了奇妙的想法。 full of wonderful ideas.
不要把它们关在里面。 Do not keep them in.
我愿意为你做任何事。 I'll do anything you want.
我不想开战。 I don't want to go to war.
是的…… Yes...
是的，当然。很明显! Yes, of course. It's obvious!
在这群毫无希望的人当中，只有你能屹立不倒。 You alone stand tall in this army of no-hopers.
我们必须简单地 We must simply
跟这该死的疯狂讲和吧。 make peace with this blasted madness.
-怎么做?——嗯… - And how? - Well...
我必须面对我的恶魔，直视他们的眼睛， I must face my demons, look them in the eye,
并在需要时经常安抚他们。 and reassure them as often as needed.
原来，我们这里有一间满是灰尘但很迷人的小屋。 It turns out, we have a dusty but charming keep here.
谈判期间把我锁在里面。 Lock me in there for the period of negotiations.
你讨厌被关起来。 You detest being locked up.
我已经过了胆小的年纪了。 I'm past the age of acting chicken.
我必须在黑暗中对抗入侵者。 I must confront the invaders in the dark.
在白天，你明白… In the daylight, you understand...
我看不出来。 I cannot discern them.
好主意! A marvelous idea!
如果他们制服了你怎么办? What if they overpower you?
如果你再也不会出现呢? What if you never re-emerge?
不"麻烦"的好处是 No, the upside of troubles is,
他们非常接地气。 they're cruelly down-to-earth.
我有太多的想象力，不会被任何事情束缚。 I have too much imagination to stay captive to anything.
我不能再做囚犯了。 I cannot remain a prisoner.
会没事的。 It'll be fine.
谢谢你，亲爱的先生。 Thank you, dear sir.
一切都会好的。 It will all be fine.
甜心! Sweetheart!
我的天使! My angel!
战胜它! Beat it!
-走开!——停止! - Beat it! - Stop!
-放手!-你会伤到自己的。 - Let go! - You'll hurt yourself.
-放开我!——停止! - Let go of me! - Stop!
停!是我! Stop! It's me!
是我! It's me!
停! Stop!
放开我! Let me go!
呼吸! Breathe!
卡米尔，冷静点。 Camille, calm down.
冷静下来! Calm down!
去吧! Go on!
放开我! Let me go!
-冷静!-放开我! - Calm down! - Let me go!
冷静下来! Calm down!
该死，不是这个。 Not this, damn it.
回来了。 Come back.
回来! Come back!
音乐! Music!
说,妈妈…… Say, Mama...
小姐有一天会回来吗? Will Mademoiselle come back one day?
她从未真正离开过。 She never really went away.
她在这里。 She's here.
让她飞越群山。 Let her fly over the mountains.
海洋和河流…… The seas and rivers...
让她飞越国界。 Let her soar over borders.
她发现的每一种美 Each beauty that she discovers
会通过她的眼睛。 will be for you through her eyes.
你们永远不会失去彼此 You'll never lose each other
因为谁都不属于谁。 because no one belongs to anyone.
你属于这个世界，小南瓜。 You belong to the world, pumpkin.
和… And...
我等不及要见你了。 It can't wait to meet you.
看你书写自己的故事。 To see you write your own story.
多么幸运啊! How lucky it is!
世界并不总是最美好的。 The world is not always most pleasant.
别担心，它抵抗不了南瓜。 Don't worry, it can't resist pumpkin.
你比我们想象中的日子更坚强，更美丽。 You're stronger, more beautiful, than all our imaginary days.
我永远也找不出一个像你这样可爱又聪明的男孩。 I could never have come up with a boy as sweet and smart as you.
他毫不犹豫地拥抱生活。 Who embraces life with no second thoughts.
让它变得神奇 And makes it magical
只要有想法。 simply by having ideas.
你是我最大的幸福。 You're my greatest happiness.
我保证，我不会让卑鄙的疯狂毁了一切。 I won't let mean old madness ruin everything, I promise.
它再也不会伤害你了。 It will never hurt you again.
我已经决定了。 I've decided.
睡吧，天使。 Sleep now, angel.
甜蜜的梦想。 Sweet dreams.
永远不要忘记他们。都告诉我吧。 Don't ever forget them. Tell me them all.
我爱你。 I love you.
有什么世界新闻吗? What news of the world?
要下雨了。 It's going to pot.
至少还在继续。 At least it's going.
回来了。 Come back.
对所有你曾经的人 To all those you were
准备好了吗? Ready or not?
-你在倒数?——确定。 - You count down? - Sure.
-继续。——一个…… - Go on. - One...
真臭! What a stink!
是罗特! It's the Rotter!
又一个红色的! Another red one!
最后一个红色的…… A last red one...
这是结束了。 It's over.
该睡觉了，冠军。 It's bedtime now, champ.
晚安，亲爱的。——晚安。 - Goodnight, darling. - Goodnight.
我们在这一点上永远不会达成一致! We'll never agree on that!
他走了，是吗? He's gone, hasn't he?
当现实平庸而悲伤时， When reality is banal and sad,
编一个神话故事。 make up a fabulous story.
你撒谎这么好，为什么要剥夺我们? You lie so well, why deprive us?
实际上…… Actually...
你的父亲…… Your father...
他有重要的事要对你母亲说。 He had something crucial to say to your mother.
非常紧急的事情。 A most urgent matter.
你看到了什么? You see?
他去找她。 He went to look for her.
没有他，她就开始胡闹。 Without him, she gets up to mischief.
他会找到她的。 He'll find her.
确实。 Assuredly.
他总是能找到她。 He always finds her.
没有我的父母，其他孩子是怎么生活的? How do other children manage to live without my parents?
我们得经常跳舞，你和我。 We'll have to dance a lot, you and I.
为他们而快乐。 To be happy instead of them.
实际上…… Actually...
我的舞跳得不好，孩子。 I'm not a great dancer, son.
我来教你。 I'll teach you.